If you fucking rip my hairbow and my wig off my fucking head, my shoes, my bra, every single thing on my body, and you throw me on a piano with a microphone, I will fucking make you cry.
What stans are doing today:
- Katycats: Trying to figure out what Wide Awake really is about
- Barbz: Trading foodstamps for copies of Roman Reloaded
- Navy: Changing their weaves to keep up with Rihanna's current hairstyle
- Beliebers: Filing lawsuits against Selena Gomez
- Team Britney: Watching X-Factor
- Team Breezy: Beating up women/Get beaten up by men
- Beyhive: Tending to Blue Ivy's needs
- Little Monsters: Figuring out all these Da Vinci's code bullshit
